Jong Soo's Lair

I have heard many complaints about "midgets." They are not midgets but my children. And the bearded lady is their babysitter. They follow her around because she is all they know. They may cause problems, but they are the sweetest kids you'll ever meet. I dedicated my life to making that machine and raising my children these past few months. My children mean no harm, so please stop attacking them. One of my little babies came home with a hole in his foot. I had to stitch it up and now he's wearing a cast. So please leave them alone.

I was lonely not having someone to share my life with. And I thought if I had children they would make me not feel so lonely. Especially after having to drop out of that horrible play.

And I haven't had an answer yet. I must not be as loving as I thought myself to be. I thought there would be someone out there who would understand my heart and bring the key to open it, but nothing. Not even someone who wants to lead me on then dump me. No one, even, wants to use me for sex. I feel so lonely. I can't seem to find love anywhere. *Stares at the sun*

I want presents!

But it's ok. I'm ok. I knew the driver so we went to have some drinks together. It was cool. I didn't even have to pay for the drinks. I think we are going to be friends for now on.

I was going to give Rose a dozen roses today.... but on my way to his house I was robbed by a hobo who was holding a cardboard cut-out of a M16. Not only did he steal my money and rolex, but he stoled the roses and left me there crying.... and naked. All I could do was let him take all that I had because I was afraid he was going to shoot me.

I'm sorry Rose. There was 3 red roses, 3 yellow roses, 3 pink roses, and 3 white roses. I thought you would like the different colors. But I guess the hobo also liked it since he took them with him. I'll try again after the police catch the hobo.

Now I am on a look out for that hobo and I am wearing a bullet proof vest until he is captured! YOU'RE GOING DOWN HOBO!

*For those of you who are wondering, this is not the same hobo from the play. I could actually tell that this hobo was a guy.

I would like to have a chat with a few friends so who ever would like to hang out with me, come to Dairy Queen. I feel like eating ice cream!

Copy HaHa by putting some video footage of myself up. Well, this is me before my heart was broken. When I was still a playboy. *Thinking to self* Maybe I should go back.

I dedicate this one to Chae Yeon:



Don't worry, I've got better lines for next time.

I decided to buy a puppy today. I named him HaeSoo. He is so adorable that I had to share a picture of him with everyone.



Isn't he the cutest? Yes that is my shirt. He loves me so much that he sleeps with my shirt. No, he's not asleep in that picture, but he is in this one.



Well, that is my new best friend. I need someone to talk to and care for, so there he is. HAESOO!

Sorry for not much of a post today. But the world of JongSoo is closed today due to JongSoo (ME) trying to change myself to win DaeSung's heart. Good Night!!!!

I think I should ask DaeSung out for some dinner at a romantic restuarant; or a walk on the beach; or possibly I could take him to an pet store and buy him a puppy!! Hey! I'm rich I can do whatever I want, as long as DaeSung will allow me to. Anyway, I'm going to continue thinking on this subject. Good Night All!

1. That's because I am so delicious.
2. It's only salty to everyone but my Soul Mate.
3. That's another reason it is salty.
4. I'm getting ready for everyone's birthday party.
5. *stares at sun*
6. Hey, it's comfortable.
7. That's after I exercise.
8. But I die instantly without my heart.
9. And the lucky number (13) is saved for my Soul Mate.
10. They are talking about "little JongSoo" *looks down*

I'm tired.

*falls asleep*

*mumbles in sleep*

Daesung.....

*rolls over*

I've been contemplating on this word all day today. I've come to the conclusion that one should not use this word so lightly. If you tell someone you love them, you should mean it. Otherwise, you are just allowing them the chance to love you so you can hurt them in the end.

Well, thinking on this I promise to never use this word in front of anyone but my Soul Mate, if he allows me to. If my Soul Mate does not accept my heart I will take a break from the world of love and romance. I will forget all my love lines. I won't look at a single person. And I will just be a nice friend to all.

I hope my Soul Mate accepts my heart. I promise it is not cold as ice and I will not hurt you.

Yes. I am breaking out of myself and revealing who my soul mate is.

I was thinking of confessing my love to you, but I fear that you will not accept me. How could you accept someone like me? And you don't even know me very well. How can I confess with this fear in the back of my mind haunting me. Then again, all I think about is telling you. Telling you how I feel about you. How you make me feel. Soul Mate, if you are reading this, I hope you understand my heart.


Soul Mate, please accept me. Once you have accepted me into your heart, I will show you the world that has been bowing to you for so many even years.

1. There was only 3 people besides me.
2. The 3 people consists of a blind man, and obessed woman, and a hobo.
3. I'm not sure if the hobo was a guy or a girl.
4. I was the only one who memorized the lines.
5. The blind man had more lines then I did.
6. The stage consisted of dirt and poo.
7. On top of the poo, they glued down popcicles sticks to make it look like a wood floor.
8. The director was a dog.
9. To be exact, he was a German Shepard.
10. The owner of the director was a 13 year old girl.


**Stares at Sun**

Only for a little while. But while I was there, I found my soul mate. At least I thought I did. He didn't even acknowledge my existence so I did something to take my mind off of him.

Yes, I have auditioned for a play. I decided that if I was ever angry that I could take it out on the people I fight during rehearsal. I hope you all come see my show when it is ready. Well, I'm off to rehearsal. Annyeong.

So, one of my fans was trying to make me feel better about losing out on being with Harisu and sent me a present. It actually has nothing to do with me, but it sure did make me laugh. I laughed so hard that I thought I should share it with you all.... ENJOY!

I know I am on the rebound. How can I forget how such a swan figure can have a soul of a wolverine? I hoped for Harisu to be my first true love, but without even a week passing she pushes me under the sand. The only way to feel better is to find someone better. Maybe I will find you sooner than later, but don't worry my soul mate lover we will be united before death.

Soul mate, no matter who you are, you will be beautiful in my eyes. You will know happiness and never have a tear leave your eyes. I will pick you up when you have fallen and catch you when you are about to. Now don't think that they cancel out, because you can fall when I'm not looking. The only emotion you will ever know is utter happiness. Please give me a chance to show you myself and yourself. To my soul mate, I send you my heart.